TriggeredfurxSaltgayze ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

''Triggeredfur walked up to the salty cat, entwining his tail and showing Saltgayze his memes seductively. The grey salt butt gasped and moaned, whispering "Your memes are so sexy, Triggeredfur.." while taking the memes into his paws while Triggerefur moaned and helped Saltgayze inject more of his memes into his bloodstream. The brown turd of triggered mess groaned, searching for Saltgayze's memes quickly as he gasped for breath. He finally found them, buried deep in his nonexistent soul. They both injected their memes into their bloodstream for a long time, making a lot of noise ''( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

''Some time later, Saltgayze walked out of the warrior den while Triggeredfur slept and dreamt about his memes happily. The grey salt cat complained that his legs hurt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and everyone knew why. Later that night, they injected each other's memes again, and both their memes were even danker this time around. They fell asleep again, and dreamed about what new memes they'd get in the morning. ''

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goodbye